I bought a book on procrastination
haven’t read it yet.
I think the home team’s gonna win
but I haven’t placed my bet.
I’m gonna be in a band someday,
just gotta practice more.
I’ll have a nice big dinner too,
as soon as I get to the store.
I’m gonna be a strapping hunk
just gotta lift those weights.
And also have a super job
the day I graduate.
The men will all be jealous
and the ladies will be swooning
when I bring my gorgeous wife
to the Portage High Reunion.
I’ll write a book and publish too,
when the time is found.
both the young and elderly
will laugh when I’m around.
I’ll have a modern sculpture
that’ll re-define the art
and if I ever want to star,
I’ll surely get the part.
Polite refusal, shall I use
to explain the consequent
when they’re always saying,
“You should run for president!”
I’ll have my pick of famous folks
for my association,
but only those of grace & poise
shall meet my stipulation.
I’ll have a house of futuristic
fantasy and form,
where windmills make the energy
and sunlight keeps you warm.
All of life’s amenities
shall be at my dispense,
and my vast and great estate
will be too big to fence.
My philosophies shall shake the mind
and put it all in place
I’ll be pronounced the coolest dude
among the human race.
I’ll teach the young, and in their souls
with wisdom I’ll bestow ’em
and sometime in this lonely night
I’ll finish up this poem.
