Ladies and gentlemen, I gather you here today to observe a phonem… phomoen… a curiousity amonst us star wars figures. You may have noticed that some of us have round butts, yet others of us have square butts. Today I shall be examining one of the square variety.
As you can see, the most pronounced, square butt can be observed on this creature, captured on Tatooine. Note its extreme squareness.
-Endor Leia
